Saturday, 26 April 2014

Biebster Bunny comin' to town. (April 22, 2014)

^^Nothing to do with my email....just always wanted to use that in a sentence.

WHOA EASTER!
LITERALLY whirlwind week.
#BECAUSEOFHIM took over our LIVES. We made this HUUUUGE push throughout the mission to advertise it so it was like task after task getting it all done since the AP's were out traveling the mission so we were like their little SLAVES. For real. We made t-shirts. 
Summed up? They had unrealistic expectations for our mid-sized office copy machine asking it to print 4,000 fliers.....burnt the thing out....ran out of ink like 4 different times....financial clerk Elder halted all production after rackin up the bill and the entire state of KANSAS was out of Magenta ink................lots of runs to Office Depot later....2,000 more fliers cut later........5 trips around the earth delivering/tagging mission cars with #becauseofHim/chalking up sidewalks later.......we did it! I have watched that vid PROBABLY like 45 times.......not exaggerating...CHILLS every time. can someone please find me that soundtrack to the music?? for real. I think we are going to fall asleep to it every night now.

easter.mormon.org .....just in case you missed it.

We sang in the Ward Choir? Director is a lady who converted from the Baptist Church a few years ago and has like a whole different level of Church choir.
I'm like LADY the only people who want to be here are in the Primary, the other half are feeling obligated because they actually are keeping their baptismal covenants and rendering service to others, and the other half are missionaries that got asked to be here because of the dwindling numbers. No, we do not know how to add dynamics in to a song, nor do we know how to read the music for that matter. Most of us only sing in the shower, and the other few who are singing loud...are the ones who should not be. We don't even get to wear cool ROBES when we're singing. So deal wid it.
So yes, picking This is the Christ that Mo-Tab basically has on copyright will sound really good. We've all heard it a million times so we will now just make up our own parts that are not even written in the music that we think we've heard before on the Consider the Lilies album and pretend like we are following along to your conducting. Yes, those two songs you picked that have like 5 different parts that switches keys 3 times and the time signature from 3/4 to 4/4 twelve different times in one song was probably a great choice for our Ward Choir consisting of 12 people, and yes, we will come in at the wrong time all 4 times because it's just the nature of Ward Choirs. it's part of the description actually in the red Church Handbook, you know, the one everyone refers to that NO one has read but acknowledges references to it? Can I get a Hallelujah? Amen.

Ok but for real. DOWN 2 DA GOODS.
CAROL
where to begin.
The time that was not spent marketing academy award winning church videos was spent with Carol.
Liker every.single.day.
Every HOUR was a different emotion from her. "I want to get baptized.....no I don't....spend 1 hour with me letting the Spirit testify the socks off of me and commit me to be baptized Saturday and then I will call you 20 min after you leave and tell you never mind........and then you'll set up an appointment for the next day and start the whole cycle over..."
ALL of this while everyone in the Ward is texting us about setting up stuff for her baptism Saturday... we're like COOL YOUR JETS SHE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THERE.
Stressful.
Friday rolls around we have a full on STAKE OUT at her house. District Leader comes to interview her about baptism, LUCKILY has like a spiritual experience that she needs to be baptized and is ready despite that fact that in her interview she is asking what would happen if she postponed until Christmas....or maybe the 4th of July......
Crazy adversity down to pushing back her interview 1.5 hours because she randomly decides to call her hair dresser WHILE we are sitting there prepping her for the interview to come and cut her hair....who did I mention does NOT like Mormons....and then her evil friend from her old Church calls....all within 20 min......hair dresser would NOT leave...Sis Runia prays she will stop chatting and go.....out of NOWHERE "Well, I'm going to go take a nap at home...bye"
INSTANT.
We take her to dinner down the street and have a great time...start planning baptismal program....take her home everything is good....Spirit of Contention just settles in out of NOWHERE. I try and read some scriptures and you can tell there is just a literal WALL around her, like Spirit was not even there it was so crazy. She is crying saying why don't you believe me I am in pain and I can't be baptized tomorrow, we are like dumbfounded like HOW did this happen...tell her to go to bed and think about it.....
Go to print the baptismal programs at the office....call from our member fellowshippers (Carol called....not going to do it...told her to sleep on it)
I just laid down in the middle of the floor with office people stepping over me and had a miniature mental break down. Like I think that's what it would feel like to lose all sort of brain processing. Just no emotion, staring at a piece of carpet. Nothing left in me to even try and coax her. All that was left to do was to pray. Literally felt so helpless like done ALL I could to help her, and felt like Satan was still winning. Offered up the most heartfelt prayer in the WORLD when we got home and just PRAYED that there were others out there that would remember to pray for her too (so if you did THANK YOU!!!!!)

Called in the morning.
"I'm going to do it."

All sorts of crazy at the Church, hardly anyone there because we didn't even know it was for sure until 20 min before. But it didn't matter. One of the most spiritual moments of my life seeing her baptized. Like a FULL trust in God down to the fact that she physically could not even bring herself down in to the font. Asked one of the Elders, Elder Hulse, to carry her down in to the font while and EMT and Doctor from our ward that were fellowshippers to her were in the font with her too (deeeeeeply afraid of water).
It was so amazing, to see her FULLY give herself up to the Lord, full faith that He would take care of her, knowing full well that EVERY friend she had for the past 60 years from her old Church were going to anti her the second she got home.  Knowing that if for any other reason, she was doing this because her Heavenly Father had asker her to. It was total submission to God's will, and the Spirit that accompanied that was so overpowering, coolest ever!
THAT is true faith.
What has the Lord asked us to do that we have put off? Are we willing to be brave and allow God's will to take the place of ours? I couldn't believe sweet little Carol could show so much courage in doing something, that for her, was so life changing. But from that I knew that any little thing God had been asking me to do that I hadn't because it was "too hard"-- instantly became that much more obtainable.

LONGEST EVER.
You can tell I'm hitting the mid-mission slug where my friends have forgotten me because my emails are getting like infinitely longer/ border-line autobiographies. But hey, I may or may not be also typing obnoxiously loud to get back at evil Crotchety pants Pink shirt who got mad at all 6 of us Sisters who are "snickering" over our emails. I'm like yeah AUTO-BIOGRAPHY THIS LADY!
weak come back...but it's all you can do when you representin da Lord........
*already smashed her computer in my mind like 40 times*

MUCH LOVE
Sista MuRrAy

SHOUTOUTS:
SMASH PACK! you are insane. I SWEAR if I get transferred this next week, a 3 million page long letter will be comin yo way.
MI MADRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EASTER PACKAGE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH literally loved it all!!!!!! we have listened to that cd on REPEAT since Saturday night (Sunday morning was a lil cray so I cheated) actually just one song....."Brave" we were like WHOA UM HOW PERFECT IS THIS RIGHT AFTER CAROLS BAPTISM!?!?! Literally didn't know it existed 48 hours ago.......have the whole thing memorized. LOVE YOU

PICS:
1&2. Carol #typical
3. Judy's easter outfit. CLASSIC
4. Matching shirts with Sis. Bell. OBVS. (thanks Madre)
5. CAROLS BAPTISM <3 Elder Hulse is on the very right ((who reminds me SO much of lil Buddha!!!! Like legit. TWINS. Played football at Mt. Crest so hates Timpview but I think Bud's same age but graduated this past year! CRAY)


 

Relative Humidity (April 14, 2014)

Its snowing. NBD.
--Weather Hotline that always has ad's for retirement centers and discounts for Hospitals cause the only people that call that thing anymore are over the age of 75......and us.--
"(Sunday) beautiful day here in Wichita with a high of 78, with winds up to 43 from the North (typical. al.ways.win.dy. try wearing a SKIRT ever.) with relative humidity. Tonight mostly cloudy, light snow, with a high of 38. Tomorrow freeze warning with a low of 28 degrees. Thanks for calling the......"

So yeah. I'm sitting here FREEZING with my SUNBURN I got on SATURDAY when it was NINETY-TWO degrees.......while brushing off SNOW of our car. 
Pfff. 

Kansas. 
Typical. 

So this week is literally a blurr. jmurrdablurr style. (ya, went there). 
We had 3 exchanges and I don't really know what happened in my own area...and what happened in others.....which made it really hard when we were doing our Church round-up Saturday night....because the days I was here...Sister Runia was gone...vice versa...so it was just all around a confusing time.

BUT we had miracles. The Khim family we have been working with from Cambodia ALL came to Church. (part member family) love.them. 

CAROL came to church and gave us all whip-lash with her hee-hawing over getting baptized after seeing the font. "ew, it looks really scary. there's no water. how will i get baptized? it's so enclosed. there's not enough light. HOW WILL I GET DOWN THE STAIRS? will someone drop me? do i have to wear a that suit thing? It would be really special though...but those STAIRS" 
BLAH BLAH BLAH woman I'm THIS close to stealing your wheels off and just dumping you in the font.
"Do you really think I would make it over that glass?" 
PLEASE pray4her. EVERY NIGHT until Saturday at 10:00 am. AHHHHHHHHH.  

Had dinner with this single lady in our ward who is like......a real go-getter. 
She feeds us a lot and we're so grateful and she always goes ALL out for us. So i try and help her out by doing the dishes. (She has psycho-analyzed me at least like 4 times cause she used to be a psychiatrist or something-- so she has pegged my OCD-ness. And ALWAYS make sure she mentions it. always.)
So the FIRST time I ate there I did the dishes. Serving the peeps. whatev no big deal. 
Next time I come back she's like "NO Sister Murray you can't touch the dishes. just leave them." 
WHY I'm like tiny bit offended. 
"You don't rinse them off good enough, I'm very particular." 
I DONT RINSE THEM OFF GOOD ENOUGH!?!?!?!?!? Do you KNOW who Ruth Brown is!?!?!? Who raised my MOTHER!?!? I don't rinse them OFF good enough???????????????????????
So now I'm major offended. Because i put in my TIME every Thanksgiving washing not even RINSING dishes at Gma-B's because the only thing allowed in the dishwasher is....cups used for orange juice??
But I got over it. Less work I have to do whatever. I'll load. 
Next time (i attempt to do the dishes now every time just to get a reaction. Childish. Sue me.) 
No Sister Murray. 
I am like an EXPERT at rinsing COME ON! 
"I don't want you breaking my dishes!" 
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?????
Yeah... last time you broke one of my bowls. Because you loaded the dish washer wrong. Just let me do it. 
Loading...not my forte I admit.  Ok ok
LAST NIGHT I'm like ok yeah WHATEVER I'll just stack them neatly by the sink and rinse the SILVERWARE literally can't mess that up......until I really just distract myself by talking about family history...look down...mixing bowl that stacked up in sink is now full of water....and its leaking over the side of the sink...down her cabinets....on the floor.....we realize at the same time...no room for recovery...
SISTER MURRAY I SAID NO JUST WALK AWAY...WALK.A.WAY. 
I'm like COOL ROOKIE MISTAKE. 
So i just started grabbing all the dishes and smashing them on the floor and ripping off her cabinet doors, smearing berries all over white drapes, putting in the forks and spoons in the SAME compartment in the dishwasher. Clean THAT Ms. I-am-the-one-with-OCD. 

I'm now only allowed to wipe off the counters. 

And oddly this woman really doesn't hate me. She LOVES me??? Asked for an 8x10 picture of me and Sister Runia to put on her fridge. Yeah.  #Murrnia

Ok ok, enough about wicked mid-single-adult women who insist on halting my progression as a home-maker. 

This is going to be long but I'm typing it all out more for me than for anyone else so sorrynotsorry but top 10 of my mish for sure. 
THIS WEEK had the greatest experience on exchanges in Winfield. Little town. Nothing there. Famous for nothing. 
LOVE IT. Just opened area for Sisters like 2 months ago.
Driving in to town Sister's like "oh that woman on the billboard is a less active. She sells insurance or something, we NEVER can contact her. It's the worst." 
I'm like oh, random fact....moving on. 
Next day, LAST hour of the exchange we are in finding mode. Walking down a street and Sister Andersen gets all excited, "there are PEOPLE there, thats Alia's house!! the Less active who is never there!" *crossing street* 
Thousands of children/families/family party. Alia's not here yet. She is still at work, she just works down a block on 11th, you can stop by there! 
Whaaa?
ok.
So we go over there, we almost chicken out cause we're like this is creepy....? But we go with the "we are new and are assuming you are totally active and will probably give us cookies if we show up at your work" card and go in. 
She is on the phone but gets this huge smile on her face talks the small talk for like 30 seconds, we relaize we are hurr to STAY and tell us to wait while she finishes this call. 
We wait. 
Its awkwardly longer than we wanted. Play with the idea of just pinning our card on her bulletin board and leaving. But prompted to wait it out. Tiny office, no where to run....can only fake read the bulletins on her board for so long......................
FINALLY gets off the phone. 
Start talking she's just SO excited, like "cant believe there are missionaries here! I grew up here, used to have the missionaries over ALL the time! Totally bringing me back."
Million inspired questions later about random facts about her family find out they have all moved away to Arizona. And she just went back to visit last week because her Dad just passed away pretty suddenly. She starts crying. Know he's in a better place...
I know, its just so crazy, he had a mormon service and it just brought back so many memories. i've been away from the church for a long time. 
Why?
Well I got pregnant before I was married, they almost excommunicated me, it was all handled so poorly, my husband was introduced to the church that way, really rubbed him the wrong way, never went back. 
(something we learned from Elder Nash when he visited our mission) "As missionaries we are set apart and called to represent Jesus Christ. As his representatives we want to apologize on behalf of the Church for the way you were treated. The church is perfect, but the people aren't. The Lord loves you enough to send us to you right now to tell you that." 
TEARS everywhere. Told her it was no coincidence we randomly showed up to her work after so many years, right after her Dad passed away, know he has a big part in it. 
She's like I KNOW! I know, i really need to get back. 
See you on Sunday. 

It literally was like the best feeling in the world. Can't describe it. We had just had the most revelatory zone conference the day before all about our purpose and getting out of the way and the importance of our calling, how GREAT it is to be a missionary, and here we were, exercising that! When will i EVER get an opportunity like that again, to literally be the Saviors hands in His work. An official representative. We all represent Him as members of His Church, but not in this same way. Being a missionary is unlike any other calling where you physically are representing Him, badge and all. 
I don't think it was until that moment I realized WHY all my friends I am going home with are starting to feel the pressure of our time coming to an end, all trying to extend and savor our last stretch as a missionary. I finally get why they never want to go home. I get it! Best months of your life FOR sure. 

Kansas is da best. 

Love you all. 
 

 


SISTER MURR 

PHOTOS
1. Photoshoot on the way back from Winfield. Straight Kansas ish. 
2. Kansas. Just full'a Liberals. (notice the background)
3. Remember one thing. Jesus Saves. 

WHAT have i EVEN been doing for 2 hours.....hate myself. (April 7, 2014)

tiny bullet points for a tiny little letter. SORRY. 

Tiny item #1. 
Contacting a referral named Dessie. Miniature dog runs up. "down Celine Dion!" 
Oh what? her name is Celine Dion SO CUTE! 
"No....its Seonduloh....." 
Oh....do you call her anything for short? 
"No. Just Seonduloh." 
Ok....
SUPER prepared huge black lady who we now LOVE. hilarious. pray for her. 

Tiny item #2. 
Judy shows up for General Conference wearing these tiny little plastic barbie doll looking shoes. As we're leaving the church i look over and see Sis Runia helping her to do the door. 
"oh no what happened?" 
*most painful over dramatic face ever from Judy, slow pause, looks up slowly* 
"It's frost bite."
Noted. Chapel was FREEZING and Judy now keeps her house at a comfortable 100 degrees. 

Tiny item #3. 
Told Carol that we had never seen the Wizard of Oz. 
What is is about? 
"you know, like those tiny people, I'm not sure what they do for work, they sing. She has this friend, the lion and a man, they just walk around with her. You know, Auntie Em? it's filmed in Kansas! Judy Garland's daughter plays Dorothy....."
"Oh, must be a local thing." 
Wait, are you SURE you haven't seen it?  
Is it kind of like Lord of the Rings? 
Yeah, I guess kind of..... 

Final Tiny item. 
Me and Sister Runia have been matching....daily. Me and my American Girl sized doll. LOVE IT. 

CONFERENCE! in a tiny little sentence, it was the BEST ever. and OBVIOUSLY my favorite was Elder Holland and Elder Ballard, go read BOTH of their talks cause they were SUPER inspired. 

LOVE YOU ALLL !!!!!

xoxoxo 
Sista Murray 

SHOUTOUTS: 
omg MOTHER matching shirts!?!?!?! we literally DIEDDDDDDDDDDDDD. literally.died. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON VITO!?!?! MATCHING SHIRTS/NECKLACES PART TWO!?!?!?!? SERIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH YOUR PACKAGE! Long live Murrnia. 
 
Pics: 
1. Always matching #TheDreamTeam
 
2. Us and our 3rd companion, Sister Bell. <3

Thursday, 3 April 2014

Catmagnet...meow (March 31, 2014)

Relief Society. New teacher, she's a lil' nervous, but hey, can't say if she wasn't it would be any more entertaining...(wha?).
We are talking about something great and spiritual, all I know is that I didn't have my manual so the moment she said "we'll be reading a lot from the manual so glad to see a lot of you have yours"  I was outta there.
And that's when it happened.
I noticed it.

CAT MAGNET.




cat.
mag.
net.

So i think to myself, wow. That is REALLY out of place.
No where can I imagine that EVER being relative to ANYTHING that could possibly be being discussed. For that matter, never can i imagine this magnet ever being useful for anything, thus why was it even created??

Which got me thinking about my week, and reflecting on all of the things that are extremely out of place in my life right now.

EXHIBIT A:
Gospel PRINCIPLES class (emphasis on principles)
Out of place item #1: everyone in that class is a member. (i.e. NO investigators showed up...WORST)
Item #2: {lesson on the creation} "So..if everything was created spiritually first....animals, plants, insects, they all have spirits...and therefore feelings??"
-cue lesson taking a dramatic turn with no hope of a comeback-
Bro. Crockett..older gentleman, recently baptized, big black guy:
"Animal planet. There is this one show, big polar bear and a husky are rolling around together playing, hugging. Anybody seen that one?? Or the lady great dane and the baby deer? ANYBODY seen dat one? any body?? Man, i just love that."
"Haven't seen that one, but have you read the book about the guy who has several near death experiences, and when he wakes up the last time he is looking at his leather couch and feels the pain of the cow?"

*scoot my leather bag under my folding chair, as I listen intently to how we should probably not even teach the creation anymore because you basically learn everything you need to know in the Temple.*

"Yah, mhmm..."


EXHIBIT B:

Family-Portrait-Shoot with our Mission Mom after a meeting because I had never seen Keeper of the Plains monument.
*color coordinated.
**that was on purpose.

EXHIBIT C:

Sis Harris's foot.
"Got new tennis shoes. Needed something more fashionable..."
ya! get those in the picture!
"Ok."

Ended off the week with a meeting where I felt completely NOT out of place? Felt the Spirit SO strong throughout the entire Womens Broadcast could not even contain myself! Could not help but feel the unity throughout the entire church for such a monumental meeting! If you missed it, REPENT and go watch the entire thing. It was INCREDIBLE and me and Sis Runia were a mess when PREZ EYRING whips out a Sister Leader shout-out. Without getting too long and sob story-ish know that that was the most amazing answer to an unspoken prayer EVER.


LOVE YOU ALL!

xoxoxox
SISTA MURR

SHOUTOUTS:
whoa. RACH NIX!?!?! YO BABY IS COMIN! so happy, KEEP ME UPDATED
TAM-O-RAMA skirt shaver MUCHLY appreciated, love, Murrnia. Our clothes look so fresh-n-so-clean-clean