ALL IS WELL IN ZION (June 23, 2014)

OK. So there is this FREAKY phenomena here in Kansas of getting personalized license plates. I kid you not, I would say it is probably like 60% of cars. This is literally just a list we started making last Tuesday.....and I didn't even write them all down. WUT.
So while ya'll have been gallivanting off in foreign lands......I am here. In Kansas. With these license plates. LOVING MY LIFE. F'real. Wouldn't trade you in a second.

BOSS302-  Bossin' it here in West-Side Wichita.

WUSHOCK- shocker. I almost held a 40 pound baby.

4SUMMER- it is officially summer. And that is weird.

TIMPY- Reminds me of Timpview....which reminds me of High School.......which remind me of how we are forcing the only high school aged laurel in our ward to be friends with our investigators daughter Sabrina so that she will make friends in Maize and want to stay here for high school and thus want to be baptized and live for eternity yesssssss...........so yeah I may or may not have thrown her under the bus and started inviting randoms to her "party" she is throwing tonight...? ITS FINE. it's totally timpy. (new adjective as of NOW)

F2SPEED-as were were HAULING to get to our dinner with the Bishop we were late to, I realized, "hey, I should probably learn patience when driving so we don't kill someone as were are hauling around these dirt roads because one day when I have children, i'll probably be late like all.the.time" and then I FREAKED myself out for even having that thought....so we gunned it up to 50mph.....jk....but really.....

KICKNIT- kickin it this week cause everything fell through. Been finding a lot.....*yay*

IM4WVY - we have just been waving like ALL the time at random people, as we pass them in the car...on the street......in the store.....but like the "OH MY GOSH I KNOW YOU" wave...and its SO classic....we have yet to find a new investigator that way......YET. But it will happen. it's genius.

KOOLHUH- it's not even that hot yet. Kool huh? <----SAID NO ONE. EVER. I'm melting.

CRPNGRL- .....I also have no words for this one. But I held a tarantula......and was almost a crpngrl.....but kept my cool. and it actually was awesome?? IM TOTALLY getting one cause apparently they let off a stench that wards away any other spiders??? MAGICAL.

ABSOLUT- my testimony of "as soon as you are comfortable, God is going to change something so that you're not, but thus, you will grow" is ABSOLUTE now. I'm currently in the "growing pains" stage, but freak, I've learned more in the last WEEK than I maybe have my entire mission.

TRVLJKE- Jake is so trivial. "Who is Jake?" no idea.

CHICANA- we now currently cover like THREE wards unofficially because the rule in our mission is you can't teach people of the opposite sex, and the 2 wards bordering us don't have sisters.....so we get pass-off calls a lot. Went to one at the EDGE of our zone.....(across the street was Bel Aire RIP) and the appt cancelled.....so we are like 20 min away from our area....so we're like we have to talk to SOMEONE...walk across the street.....NEW INVESTI named Maria who is SOLID and has like 7 children..and the best part is?? we get to have a pass-off lesson with none other than Sister Runia. MURRNIA REUNITED...if but only for an hour.

ANGELS1- Little girls sang "If the Savior Stood Beside Me" from the YW General Broadcast 2007 version in Sacrament....... CAN YOU SAY FLASH BACK!!?? Sounded like angels....and then I told them I sang in that broadcast..............*cue them making me feel like ANCIENTLY OLD that I was even alive in 2007.....*

IMSAVD- the classic here in Non-Denominational Mega-Church land. Because actually.........no....you're not.

LVGARMS- if you are talking about Garmins? then yeah. LUV THOSE TOO. Been like hope..less...ly....lost the last few days it's fine....GPS'n it.

ZPDDODO- I've always hated that song. Just fyi. Almost as much a Jai-Ho (shout out to Gracial....jai-ho....unison clapping......)

RATBABE- .................................................got nothing. It was an old man driving.

SWPTAWY- this one killed me. but last night we had dinner with an old man who claims he has a spiritual gift of reading clouds....so we took him up on it as it was a beautiful clear night with clouds on the horizion. "could be forming into tornado clouds, but we'll for sure be getting rain" yeah right! ................1 hour later..............FREAKIN HURRICANE 60 mph WINDS. That man has a gift.

SALLGUD- This email is super long and pointless. S'all good.

UR DUMM- people who have these license plates. UR DUMB.

MUCH LOVE FROM THE HEARTLAND.
aka God's Country.
'Mericuh
aka 4th of July countdown is ON!

xoxoxox
SISTER MURRAY

Pics:
1. Cross eyed cat.

2. Tarantula.

3. 40 pound baby.