How 'bout them Shockers eh??? We live LITERALLY like 2 minutes up the street from the WSU stadium so we get all the deets from the games from the fans walking home.
When I first got here and I told people I came from Lawrence...KU blah blah they suck stupid smack talk...I'm like "Your mascot is a stalk of wheat. BYE"
so that was that.
SPEAKING of Shockers, top 3 of the week.
Went on exchanges with sweet lil thang who may or may not have Asperger's. So we are knockin some doors that night....talking to this nicest guy ever who grew up Presbyterian....our of NOWHERE (still getting background on this guy) "Actually... our first Prophet, Joseph Smith...in his studies found out that Presbyterianism was not true......so...."
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(^^^ I promised myself I would NEVER use that emoticon....but literally......expresses my emotions perfectly.)
"uhm...yeah speaking of the Resoration...that is the message we have to share....fumble fumble lame recovery...don't hate us...oh your neighbors are members? awkward....yeah we don't associate with them..don't burn their yard...ok bye!"
-Sister BlurtingInsults- "Dang it! I should have invited him to baptism!"
Wait... WHAT?????
"yeah...don' you think? right there at the end?"
"..........lets go pet this dog. and talk about how that is probably NOT the best option in that situation....."
SHOCKER.
Set a super high District Goal for some key indicators so were working extra hard this week.....
"we really need a member to go out with us."
"It does say in the white handbook we can drive Judy in our car...."
"............yeah no that's only for team ups..."
"I know....."
-slow turn-
"Hi Judy! Wondering if you would like to come do some missionary work??"
CUE coming on TEAM UPS with us. Literally whole time im like this is going to be a TRAIN WRECK but sis beuchert was SO inspired because it was.....FREAKISHLY PERFECT!?! Her and Carol are like BESTIES!? first thing she says when we walk in "Heard you were thinking about getting baptized?? well I just did, and its wonderful! So when can you?"
GOLD
lierally didn't talk the rest of the hour.
On the way home, guy cuts us off, totes used to it, comes with the nametag I guess.
(Judy-DIRECT quote) "WELL, if buttholes could fly, that guy would be a space shuttle." *shaking fist in air*
ULTIMATE SHOCKER.
Back to back exchanges this week EXHAUSTED Saturday trying to make it through the day. Tried a potential. Not expecting anything. JAMAICAN NAMED ANDREA with one daughter and loads of foster kids? (after restoration) Yeah I don't even have to pray about tat cause I know its true.
OK!
TRIFECTA SHOCKER.
Lastly had the Sisters Conference. Sister Bell always wants to start it with someone teaching us a different way of exercising to spice up our lives. Person we had fell through so she asked a Senior Sister to teach....................hula.
Tiny little branch building we held it in because cenral place of all the Sisters..."no one can see me! Ok........" -stands on Sacrament table as make-shift stage-
APOSTATE SHOCKER.
but we went with it OK! Sister Bell was cool with it.
TURNED OUT SO GOOD THANK YOU TO ALL THE SUGGESTIONS!
xoxoxox
LOVE YOU
-Sister Muray
SHOUT OUTS
SMASH PACK ANGEL CHILD. love you.
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