LIGHTNING (October 21, 2013)

I swear one of these days I'll finally get the system down of time management and then.....it'll be over.

 

OK.

 

Visited a lady on exchanges. She has the FATTEST cat on the earth. fat.es.t.cat. She sings this little song to it "you're my honey bunny....my honey..bunny...." that she made up.
"Oh...cute.......?....his name is Honey?"

"No. its Flurry."

oh.....of course..it...is?

 

Ok so shes like "yeah FLURRY. He has an eating disorder...thats why he is so fat. I forgot to feed him for a week so I think he hoards food now. So I have to keep it up on that really high shelf so if he really is hungry he has to work for it."

SO SERIOUS *clamping my mouth so tight trying not to laugh*
"So sorry Flurry is a binge eater...."

NEXT: also I fed Flurry baby formula when he was little because I couldnt afford cat food.....so I know it sounds crazy...but he has now created a human brain. I know! I know! but it's true.

One time I was sleeping and I have ceizures. So i heard this voice MOM! Mom! I woke up it sounded like a little boy...no one was there....went back to sleep heard it again! MOM! this time it sounded like my daughter....woke up....there was Flurry staring right into my face.

He is telepathic. I know! I know! it sounds crazy....but he is.  And he has the voice of a small 8 year old boy.

 

"...........................................................

...........*dumbfounded*

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....................*loss of words*..................................

........................."mhmm!"

 

 

I came up with a new term for all of the Sisters that are going home

MANDICAPPED.

I'm so proud. it came to me like LIGHTNING one day. Its like how returned missionaries cant talk to boys and are thus dating nightmares. YEAH! so, so proud.

 

JUDY- Ok she is the German investigator who went missing.

WELL found her. She called us. So we went over.

DISCOVERED: long story short, she is like 70, she HITCH HIKED to Armarillo where her daughter is because she was strugglin emotionally. Took a bus as far as she could, went to the turnpike stuck out her thumb. Jumped in with a truck driver who was SO tired...told her he needed something pretty to look out or he might fall asleep....."i appreciate the compliment but its going to stop there.  I'll drive your truck."

What?

"is this a 13 speed double overdrive?"

Yes

"Yep scoot over....went through all the gears as smooth as pancakes!" <----wha? "..and off we went! I mean i was pulling 100 mph....turned on my ham radio found out where all the cops were. Made it there in 7 hours flat! (ATTN ATTN SHOULD TAKE LIKE AT LEAST 14?!?!?!)

Although i did stop off for like 3 hours in Oklahoma City to drop off a partial load....all while the drive was asleep! And then he paid me 100$ for the service and off he went!"

 

SAME lady who has to use a MAGNIFYING glass to look at the phone every time it rings to make sure she knows the number.

 

SAME woman who owns 88 of the 224 John Wayne movies who only goes to bed after 10:00 on May 20th because she stays up all night watching the John Wayne 24 hour MARATHON because it is his birthday. 

SAME woman who always says "Amen and A WOMAN" at the end of prayers.

SAME woman who answers the door in a swimsuit..."Oh did you go swimming?" "no."

Oh..............................(she keeps her house at like 80 degrees....always...just wear a swimsuit....like taught her a lesson that way.....dont question)

SAME woman who is now so so so in love President Uchtdorf...like I'm pretty sure he was ordained an apostle JUST for this woman. Like basically gave her her testimony. We watch his talks ....like .....all the time. "I like to think the language we spoke in Heaven was German" --yeah she DIED at that line DIED!

 

I.LOVE.HER. but unfortuantely she wasn't at Church because she teaches deaf people the Bible every other Sunday in someones BASEMENT but she ALWAYS comes for Choir practice. always. SHE IS NOT BAPTIZED..............yet.

Shes had like 3 baptismal dates we've set.....but she keeps dang EVAPORATING so this week she is living at a hospital because her friend has pneumonia........#prayforJudy

 

LOVE YOU ALL

so so out of time.

LASTLY with all the exchanges i have been doing it is truly AMAZING to see how well the Lord knows every.single.one of us! LIKE PERFECTLTY. How did i mis this concept before?? I pray every time to know what the Lord would have me say to these Sisters and like LIGHTNING something comes into my head every.single.time. half the time i have NO idea what context I could even share it...but then i do....and there are tears and they are like HOW DID YOU KNOW and its so so so humbling and I'm like SUPRISE i didnt know. it was the LORD.

So just ASK THE LORD. PRAY. PRAY WITH ALL YOUR HEART for ANYTHING. and he will answer you. EVERY TIME.

 

love love love

love

Sister Murray