WUD UP.
Still in Wichita. 6 degrees outside. NBD.
A few New Years Resolutions for me:
-DO NOT buy another Pinata............................(its President's birthday tomorrow and Sister Bell's on Friday..............our Zone Conference is tomorrow......................................so YA SOME PINATAS WERE PURCHASED. big deal. They were on SALE how could I resist??? The Assistants were like .....wait WHAT did you buy!?!?!? #forcingthemtoincludeitintheconference #UPDATES2COME
-Become a professional stalker. Our investigator in the wheelchair Carol FELL on Wednesday and was on the ground for SIX hours until she threw something to make the phone fall and called 911............BUT to us....she was ignoring our calls. So finally showed up at her house.....the door was all banged in...mail hadn't been checked....million unreturned voicemails.......and it LITERALLY was like Sherlock Holmes like whole scene played out in my mind of her falling....EMT's breaking down door..no one to get her mail....a few phone calls later found her at the hospital. I'm like WHO AM I??!? I'm AWESOME! SIGN ME UP ROBERT DOWNY JR.
-Begin a new Key Indicator called "Lessons taught to Nurses against their-will". We've been to the hospital like every day since we found Carol because POOR LADY I think she got a concussion because she couldn't remember any ones number so she was like trapped at the hospital with out ANY ONE knowing because she couldn't get a hold of anyone. ANYWAY first time we visited her she was all dressed trying to leave because she didn't want to be there anymore...asked me to steal a wheelchair in the hallway and she would pull out her IV's while we were gone.....haha DYING. But she has a staff of like 40 nurses because she is CRAZY so every time one walks in "YEAH SO ANYWAY about that Book of Mormon how it is ANOTHER TESTAMENT OF JESUS CHRIST!".........."Ask us again how you get to the Celestial Kingdom?" #WINNING
-Enter a circus.....................or become a Wizard. This poor member who is young married couple...pregnant....was trying to move in and paint her new house all by herself because NONE of her friends would help. So went over....on exchanges with Sis Browning (native American from Provo went to Timpview! LOVE HER...shes like a real life anime character, like FACIAL EXPRESSIONS EVERYTHING) NEVER PAINTED BEFORE EVER....so like....lots of coaching involved......we are painting a STAIRWELL. yeah. Kill me. 1920s house. Steps are like 3 inches wide because apparently in the 20's they all had size 1 feet. So we get to the top where the ceiling is really high and the stairs....are....not? (following?) and we can't reach....tried to balance a stool on one of the steps...almost died.....................only one solution. "Sis. Browning get on my shoulders." Like what I was thinking I will never know......last time I had someone on my shoulders was maybe.....................................like 4th grade...in a pool......soo.......................................like swerving all over the place trying to figure out how the heck to balance....anime character on top freaking out flinging around a paint brush....can't really respond to any questions being asked by pregnant house-owner because can't get air laughing so hard...........Spirit is real and somehow amidst the chaos we look up and the wall is painted. #champions
-Become a professional maze-maker....? Had Zone Training on Friday. Wichita Zone (our neighbors) had like this unbelievably choreographed music video with a zebra head they showed at their training last month?? So we could NOT be one upped so....like so many games and activities included this month..and it was AWESOME. But we decided to do a maze on the stage........(talking about goal setting and seeing the end at the beginning to make a plan with goals etc.)........................most intricate maze we could make with chairs, tables, and chalkboard...velvet curtains.......pitch black..... tiny little key chain flashlight colored in with sharpie only thing they could use.......................................chaos. Just running around with butterfly nets trying to contain all of the commotion....make sure no one DIES falling off of the stage................................but I'd say we made our point pretty clear. PLAN ahead.....by planning ahead your maze.
HAPPY NEW YEARS. Ended off the week being punked by the DL who came to dinner with us at Judy's on Saturday............nightmare. I started WWIII when I told her E. Budge LOVED grean beans coked in vinegar with fake bacon bits so to give him double. Told me as we were leaving that her cat had worms and was rubbing its butt all over my purse..............................................................................#sterilization
................#stillnotsureifhewaskiddingorserious.....................................................WEGOTWORMS (Dumb&Dumber quote....CANT RESIST!)
YAYY 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounded like the cabin was a total FLOP!!! jk. Felt like I was right there with you reading all of the goals!! LOVED IT! Forgot my journal because I was going to send you my bad habits I burned and Goals I set on new years but next week!!
LOVE YOU ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Sister Murray
SHOUT OUT: (singular)
SMASH!! Loved your letter YOUR MOVING TO THE PROMISED LAND aka BIBLE BELT!! I have so many missionary tools for you to apply. CANT WAIT.
PICS:
1. REAL LIFE- all the hospitals here are owned by this Catholic company......yeah........#parkedthere
2. Wild and Crazy New years party!!! ............................... #10:03pm
3. Dinner. Judy is holding the wormed cat. VOM. JONATHON your new husband is Elder Budge...he is the blonde. <3 BETROTHED.
4. Joss's betrothed and the anime at dinner. CURDLED MILK. expired Oct 1........"whats in this pie Judy?"........."2 cups of milk".............................#unisongag
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