That says disappointed. In cryptic language. (shout out to B-Tuck) And that means this e-mail will be a disappointment. I have like NO time and my mind is literally like a scrambled egg so................................................although i do LOVE scrambled eggs. SPEAKING of my talent of scrambling eggs--it has gone UPHILL? like literally who knew that was possible?? A new invention called burrito sized tortillas-turned breakfast burritos??? yeah changed my life. and also my companions.
where to begin.
Wait. I feel SO guilty about pfating. LIke i can't even talk about it without it sounding like a joke!?!? but know that i am serious when i say we are praying for people in Oklahoma and i had NO idea things were exploding outside the world around me last week when i was emailing?? But we are TOTALLY fine. Thank you for all of the concern. no tornados here.
I tried what i thought was a dried banana this week and it actually was a plantane "salsa" flavored. WHAT. what even IS that. like ew no die a thousand deaths.
I also had fish. AGAIN. and i was kind of kidding like inside joke to myself and was like "oh i LOVE fish" MAY DAY MAY DAY MISTAKE because then cute little 4 foot asian lady named Nang is all "oh good! heres the biggest piece." NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. but yes. that happened. (note to self: inside jokes to yourself NEVER a good idea?)
Randy basically said that the Church is true but he is just hung up because his family is borderline anti? His wife is volunteer cooridnator at REST HOME so i'm like UM YES BEGGING HER TO LET US VOLUNTEER? win/win. i love old people. and we bond with the border-line-anti-wife while calling out Bingo numbers? yeah. #blessings
Had interviews with President. WOW he saved my life. Automatic favorite man in the world. Like i'm preeeettty sure he might be one of the three Nephites? #oops #wentthere (couldnt stop thinking about how Anne's whole interview was about exercising?? shout out sista collins. but it gave me the motivation to come in a little OVER prepared (i.e. list of questions) yeah....took up a lot of time....but he changed my life? So like, sorry district, but be ok with it because now I am determined to baptize an entire community of old people playing Bingo? what?
Alex (investigator) came to our lesson with a TYPED list of questions with quotes from mormon.org? I was like "oh yeah. ok this is totally normal, stuff i've seen loads before. Sure lets just go down through your bullet-pointed list and blow your mind with the gospel that covers every single question. Then we'll shake hands and walk away and then have like a mini Quincenera in my mind/in the car once we are out of ear shot?? #BAPTIZED ... but he doesnt know it yet...pray for him.
We got to go to the Temple this week OMG. SOO PRETTY. Obsessed with it. Kansas City Temple is bomb.com
Then we got kidnapped by SIs Neill who gave us a ride home (bless her) and she took us to the "MOST FAMOUS KANSAS CITY BBQ IN THE WORLD" ...or in Kansas City... Like CANNOT tell you how much she talked this place up that she has never been to but apparently it started KC bbq amongst the whole world? like "world famous". I was DYING when we pulled up to this GHETTO part of town. like ghe.tto. and it was this tiny little hole in the wall with a crooked sign saying 'worlds best' and i couldnt stop thinking of Elf and just wanted to walk in and be like WOW CONGRATUALTION WORLDS BEST. wow. Worlds best.
but seriously it was pretty good. Arthur Bryants? Someone reserach that. They had a picture of Steven Speilberg on the wall who allegedly came there so I'm like um yeah...you def could be worlds best?
Ordering = chaos. Imagine Cafe Rio times 1,0000000000. like SO stressful because the people who are barking at you to get your order are not cute little hispanic men full of smiles but instead hoodrats who are packing heat and could basically throw a dart at your soul with their eyes? but yeah somehow we made it through the line ALIVE and left with a clogged coronary artery.
WAIT. a plague has entered the world. = SUMMER SALES. We just ran into a mini-goldsgym sized group of Vivint's at Chipotle i was like noooooo so... many....lifted....trucks....and bro's..... To see them in action. Wow. If you know what i mean you KNOW what I mean. #speechless
WOW this email blows.
GOD BLESS.
(scrambled egg mind remember disclaimer)
I swear so many more spiritual things happened but I'm so distracted by so many factors AND all of the Elders are playing Words With Friends but BOARD GAME VERSION?? i'm like wait. Games exist without technology??? WHO KNEW.
Love,
Sister Murray
SHOUT OUTS!
Mom got my clothes! wow CHRISTMAS seriously sad how much joy it brought me.
GRACE!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!! those pics were AWESOME. seriously. LOVED IT! LOVE YOU.
Hermana Clark - keep it up Sista! loved your letter. MTC is bomb.
SMASH! - LOVED your envelope. me and my comp were dying. LOVE YOU
AUNT BOO- yeah you are cruisin right now but LOVED YOUR LETTER and don vito i hope you are alive?? did Gage and his minions drive you crazy?? im so sorry LOVE you.
MEGSKOUS! yes. your letter/pictures. OBSESSED
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