Thus, if I could have a Twitter, here is what I'd Tweet:
"Just ate Salmon....that was weird. #nuffsaid"
"Agreed that Aliens and God have a lot more similarities than I probably should have acknowledged?? #crap"
"I'm roasting alive. #recordhigh"
"Bill...........#waitWHATdoyouhaveatattoo'donyourarm??"
"Tracted....buncha heathens #self-proclaimed"
"Dinner at the Heaps. #waitrepeatJakeHeapsisonly21!!?!? #identitycrisis"
"I wouldn't say she's homeless...but she's kinda. Like, her clothes don't match. -Clare #BLESSHER"
"So.many.things. I am wearing a shirt UNDER a dress!?!?! #fullysuccumbedtomissionlife #bringspeacejoy&saddnessallatonce"
"Just grabbed a bug off my shirt. Flicked it.......WAIT JUST GRABBED A BUG!?!?!? #omg"
"I keep a BYU Testing Center Pencil in my planner. Just thought I'd remind you all how awesome it is to NOT be in school. #sorrynotsorry"
"Oh, you say you cured cancer? YOU CURED CANCER?! #I'mserious" *<--- HALT. I'm pretty sure he did. I mean granted, we were stuck at a table at Applebees for 15 minutes as he told me all about how we need to stick it to the man and boycott modern medicine that is sucking the lives out of people... Yet somehow I find myself leaving the table ready to burn down a hospital and start growing plants??
"There are little people walking around on this table. #14thdimension"
"There are also giant people that roamed the Earth...and everyone was just so lazy they couldn't dig a grave, so they just threw some dirt over them when they died. Thus the mounds in the South America. #obvs"
"Randy....stuck on Polygamy still......"
"Randy....unstuck on Polygamy... thanks to an incredible analogy to Braveheart that fell out of the sky and landed on my lap?? #MelGibson #savinglives"
All of these are so much better completely out of context with no background information so we'll leave it at that.
MUCH LOVE!
OH one Miracle really quick: well actually 2:
1=Extreme Weather Watch yesterday...that's all I'm going to say DAD #PFAT
2=Randy told us he KNOW THE BOOK OF MORMON IS TRUE!?!?! I've known he's known for so long but to actually hear him ADMIT it and to himself even!! WOW. All thanks to Markell losing her tiny Ruby out of her ring and telling him all about the faith we had to find it (look up there he is in tears trying to cover it with his glasses!?!?!?) So amazing!!
If you ever doubt anything or feel down study the Plan of Salvation! Elder Cook when he came told us (he was on the committee that wrote PMG) that in the focus groups they had, ALL of them, even the ones who took the discussions 10 years ago and never contacted the church again, all of them remember the First Vision and the Plan of Salvation because he said those are the two single events and aspects of the gospel that bring the Spirit the strongest. and it is SO true. Every time we teach those things, you can FEEL the Spirit set in their hearts. It always puts your life in perspective. Such a blessing!!
This is SOO all over the place but I really can't concentrate because the man who cured cancer is sitting across from me at the Library (Bro Kehr) and I can't decide if I should ask for his autograph? Or wait until I see him again at Church on Sunday...?
#worstEmailever
LOVE YOU ALL
Love,
Sister Murray
SHOUTOUTS:
disclaimer: i don't do this to bring about guilt in all of you who have NOT written me, but if that is a side effect than I am not complaining- this is to let people know that I got their mail because that is the WORST always wondering....and it may or may not take me a little bit to reply... :)
(oops i fotgot last week)
KYLER + RACHEL! omg your wedding announcement. I died. I already told you but I'll say it again, so classy loved it!
GRANDMA! LOVE your letters!! And i love the extra stuff you send keep it coming!!
Smashley - congrats on being #1 most devout. #applause
Sis McClain - ANGEL
FEENAY! YOUR TRANSCRIPT! wow so long. LOVED LOVED LOVED it. literally died. Sent you a letter today!
SHAYLA - obsessed with it all. LOVE YOU
JESS LEAVITT- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS loved every second of it.
MOM got all your packages THANK YOU LIFE SAVING
MITZI COLLINS! Thank you thank you!! Your PMG "golden nuggets" as we like to call them was PERFECT for our week! THANK YOU
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