OH MY GOSH. Weird I talked to you. yesterday. It was magical. EVEN though I was the only one who could see your beautiful smiling faces, I felt so creepy.
ANYWAY not a lot to say...................
JOKE. wow. KNEW this would happen. The second I hung up I thought of 3,000,000,000,000 more things to say. UGH.
So to sum up our week, here is a beautiful word drawing:
So wait woman that is running away from us! We do like yard work and stuff too! FOR FREE. ......"oh...Why?" .........touche.
Uhmmm...."no Jeff, I'm so sorry, I actually CANT go on a date to that baseball game with you, I know you are so sweet and 65 years old and slur all of your wordstogethersowecantunderstandwhatyouareevensaying, but no. just no."
Realize it's 100 degrees outside....too late. You are bundled. Expecting a blizzard. Oh well.
E....xcept now you are roasting in a sauna because you have tights, boots, 2 layers of coats on AND its now reaching 367 degrees...cant.....survive....here......with...out........weather app.....#firstworldpains
We are actually not Jehovah's Witnesses. I know, I know, shocking.
Ew. Salmon...."I mean YES I LOVE fish!! HOW did you know!"....................................
Super body-builder-Boxing-champion-obsessed-with-Super-Man-happens-to-be-home-bound-for-a-year-due-to-car-accident-thus-300-different-surgeries = GIFT FROM THE GODS. "oh.....suuuure you can give us tips on how to become 250pounds of pure muscle......and we will teach you about a rock solid gospel with a loaded punch about body building aka the Word of Wisdom.
Pizza place? Called "Golden Pizza Place?" um, sure Oskaloosa population 35, we'll try it....because there is no other option. Oh, you just charged us 20$ for a terrible pizza and a world famous funnel cake that is actually frozen and the size of my fist? Touche Oskaloosa, touche.
Really. Bible Study Class with our new BFF Lois, From the SOUTH. She's pure class. And knows the Bible like the back of her hand. PRAY FOR US.
Edward Cullen house in Winchester?!?!?(population: 4) (if you couldn't tell Saturday we took an adventure and visited the 3 towns in our area that get NO visitors (they are 45 minutes away) and every one is Less Active except for 2 golden jewels of human beings whom I love. ANYWAY we go to visit one of those jewels.....drive up the drive way......keep driving.....5 minutes later still driving.......about to turn around.....UNTIL the trees open up and there beholds this little sanctuary of GOODNESS!?! oh.em.gee. SERIOUSLY coolest house in America, overlooks this tiny little private lake, like super modern cabin style?? Who knew that was possible.
Allergic Reaction of Sister Wilson. Found out she is allergic to Kansas. Super funny....her face was exploding...we are taking pictures....until it keeps exploding......and now we are nervous.....and now we are suddenly rushing to the hospital. YEAH OHHHK I feel really guilty with all of these pictures of her face on my camera...but she is still alive and is ok.....so i feel justified laughing at them still.
Dont make jokes to Clare's brother Art about visiting her so much that we're just going to move in. Because they get real confused. And then concerned whenever you show up with more than one bag.....wondering if it actually has your stuff in it......*questioning looks at doorway*
McLouth population: 100 {METROPOLIS} actually the most amazing-creepy-alien ish village lives here!?!? So its flat Kansas....we drive up this little mound.....and through this gate that says keep out.....AND THERE IS THIS TINY LITTLE STATE OF MAINE ON THE INSIDE!?!? like SO green. Little lake. HOUSES ON THE LAKE. Little boats. cute colored houses. it was seriosuly FREAKY. but AWESOME. and weird. and confusing.....
Undying
Love for you
'Couple of people I call family
Happy Mothers Day!!!
Love
Sister Murray
(if you couldn't tell, we spread mulch a lot this week. like a lot.)
so.much.mulch.
Oh and THIS. If I had to have an anthem of my mission it would be this picture.
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